Iowa State Win-Conversion Guide

by CrossCyed on Dec 13, 2008 3:09 PM CST in Football Comment 9 comments

So, apparently a two win season at Iowa State can be seen as some sort of miracle. I'm wondering what more wins would have meant....

Wins	What that means
1	"Rebuilding year"
2	Head coaching job at SEC school
3	Athletic Director responsibilities, too
4	You thought those Gene Chizik coins were cool? Just wait til they release the plates!
5	House seat in the Iowa legislature. I guarantee livestock will start being named after you, too.
6	Early frontrunner in 2012 Iowa Caucuses
7	I hear the Rams need a new coach.
8	You know, Gene Chizik played at Florida. Plus, Urban Meyer totally lost a game this year.
9	Joint appearance with Sarah Palin at RNC
10	Chizik: By the way, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France? Homer: Uh... France. Chizik: Ha, Ha! Nobody ever says Italy.
11	Mass casualties in face of impending apocalypse.
12	Impending apocalypse.

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brilliant

by royalsreview on Dec 13, 2008 3:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Haha

Most excellent.

Rec’d.

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by rptgwb on Dec 13, 2008 4:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Home. Run.

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by Big Head on Dec 13, 2008 4:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Outstanding

by rockchalk on Dec 13, 2008 4:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Top score!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 13, 2008 4:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

FTW!

The Barn is despondent…trust me..we’re as happy as they are excited. And I’ve never heard an AD this excited to lose a commemorative coin/Applebee’s mini pack motivator™

"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up

by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 13, 2008 8:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

…the whole SEC should be screaming at Auburn right now. For all their talk about SEC dominance, how they’re always the best conference in the country, apparently just getting 5 wins in two years is good enough. And not just 5-in-2, but doing so in the Big XII North!

Maybe the North ain’t all that bad after all. ;-)

by Wolvie on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 AM CST reply actions 0 recs