Iowa State Win-Conversion Guide
by CrossCyed on Dec 13, 2008 3:09 PM CST
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So, apparently a two win season at Iowa State can be seen as some sort of miracle. I'm wondering what more wins would have meant....
| Wins | What that means |
| 1 | "Rebuilding year" |
| 2 | Head coaching job at SEC school |
| 3 | Athletic Director responsibilities, too |
| 4 | You thought those Gene Chizik coins were cool? Just wait til they release the plates! |
| 5 | House seat in the Iowa legislature. I guarantee livestock will start being named after you, too. |
| 6 | Early frontrunner in 2012 Iowa Caucuses |
| 7 | I hear the Rams need a new coach. |
| 8 | You know, Gene Chizik played at Florida. Plus, Urban Meyer totally lost a game this year. |
| 9 | Joint appearance with Sarah Palin at RNC |
| 10 | Chizik: By the way, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France? Homer: Uh... France. Chizik: Ha, Ha! Nobody ever says Italy. |
| 11 | Mass casualties in face of impending apocalypse. |
| 12 | Impending apocalypse. |
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I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 13, 2008 4:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FTW!
The Barn is despondent…trust me..we’re as happy as they are excited. And I’ve never heard an AD this excited to lose a commemorative coin/Applebee’s mini pack motivator™
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 13, 2008 8:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You know...
…the whole SEC should be screaming at Auburn right now. For all their talk about SEC dominance, how they’re always the best conference in the country, apparently just getting 5 wins in two years is good enough. And not just 5-in-2, but doing so in the Big XII North!
Maybe the North ain’t all that bad after all. ;-)
by Wolvie on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
wow... linked from my home Black Shoe Diaries...
Classic stuff! Well done!!!
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Dec 17, 2008 1:09 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
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