So, apparently a two win season at Iowa State can be seen as some sort of miracle. I'm wondering what more wins would have meant....
Wins | What that means |
1 | "Rebuilding year" |
2 | Head coaching job at SEC school |
3 | Athletic Director responsibilities, too |
4 | You thought those Gene Chizik coins were cool? Just wait til they release the plates! |
5 | House seat in the Iowa legislature. I guarantee livestock will start being named after you, too. |
6 | Early frontrunner in 2012 Iowa Caucuses |
7 | I hear the Rams need a new coach. |
8 | You know, Gene Chizik played at Florida. Plus, Urban Meyer totally lost a game this year. |
9 | Joint appearance with Sarah Palin at RNC |
10 | Chizik: By the way, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France? Homer: Uh... France. Chizik: Ha, Ha! Nobody ever says Italy. |
11 | Mass casualties in face of impending apocalypse. |
12 | Impending apocalypse. |
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