So, apparently a two win season at Iowa State can be seen as some sort of miracle. I'm wondering what more wins would have meant....
| Wins | What that means |
| 1 | "Rebuilding year" |
| 2 | Head coaching job at SEC school |
| 3 | Athletic Director responsibilities, too |
| 4 | You thought those Gene Chizik coins were cool? Just wait til they release the plates! |
| 5 | House seat in the Iowa legislature. I guarantee livestock will start being named after you, too. |
| 6 | Early frontrunner in 2012 Iowa Caucuses |
| 7 | I hear the Rams need a new coach. |
| 8 | You know, Gene Chizik played at Florida. Plus, Urban Meyer totally lost a game this year. |
| 9 | Joint appearance with Sarah Palin at RNC |
| 10 | Chizik: By the way, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France? Homer: Uh... France. Chizik: Ha, Ha! Nobody ever says Italy. |
| 11 | Mass casualties in face of impending apocalypse. |
| 12 | Impending apocalypse. |
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