Uses for Gene Chizik Coins

by CrossCyed on Dec 13, 2008 4:36 PM CST in Football Comment 7 comments

Paying Chizik's final check, of course.
Drink nights on Welch Avenue.
A marker for your Cyclone golf balls.
Use a black marker, give him dark, curly hair, give him glasses, and imagine it's Todd Lickliter.
Target practice.
Melt them down, award to Chizik as a "Big 12 Participation Trophy".
Cash4Gold, bitches!!!!
"Hey, Turner Gill. This guy got a coin before coaching a game....I'm sure we can carve your face into one of the hillsides at Jack Trice if you agree to a contract...."
Fact: If you keep it cold long enough, the coin actually disintegrates. But still, somehow, goes up in value.
Christmas present for that Auburn fan (or Bama fan, actually....) in your life.
More uses to come......help me out, guys!

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Merry Christmas!

Don’t tell anyone, but I got one for my brother for Christmas. I mean, I did get it as a joke to begin with, but this is really going to make it comedy gold.

by TrueAndValiant on Dec 13, 2008 4:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

The most therapeutic way to deal with this right now

is to realize what a joke this was.

by CrossCyed on Dec 13, 2008 4:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Pelt his car with them on his way out of town?

But, seriously, Cash4Gold.

by Pauli on Dec 13, 2008 4:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Nice Work

I have been so ticked about all of this it’s hard to put in words.

Good stuff man.

by Mark Kieffer on Dec 13, 2008 5:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Where does Pollard go next?

by I'm right on Dec 13, 2008 7:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

- Fill a jar with Chizik nickels. Place jar in toilet tank to conserve water. Think green!
- Collect as many of the now-even-more-worthless coins as possible and fill a room. Pretend you’re Scrooge McDuck.
- Have a kid in the cub scouts? Chizickles make great Pinewood Derby wheels.
- Keep ’em. Who knows, in this economy, they may still someday be worth more than legal tender
- Along the same lines, use them to patch holes in your shoes
- Belt buckles for midgets
- Scratch an “X” on one side for a Two Face halloween costume
- Coat both sides with a thin layer of cork. Use as a shotglass coaster. Fill shotglass with booze and use booze to drown your sorrows as the next coach struggles mightily to build a program on the ashes of this joke of a tenure

by rockyh on Dec 15, 2008 1:26 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Auburn fans

I’ll be spending the holidays with a BUNCH of Auburn fans. Send some my way and I’ll fill their stockings. BTW, they aren’t too happy either. The guy left them in ‘04 the same way he left us. I/They can’t believe they took him back like that.

Go Clones.

by mlmooo on Dec 16, 2008 1:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs