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Monty Python and the Big XII

Bell_medium  CLANG!
Kuhead_medium  BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
Bell_medium  CLANG!
Kuhead_medium
  BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
Eric_medium 
Here's one for you. Nine Pence.
Danhawkins_medium
  I'm not dead!
Kuhead_medium  What?
Eric_medium  Nothing! Here's your nine pence.

Bring-out-your-deadku-colorado_medium


Danhawkins_medium  I'm not dead!
Kuhead_medium  See Here? He says he's not dead!
Eric_medium  Yes he is!
Danhawkins_medium  I'm not!
Kuhead_mediumHe isn't!
Eric_medium  Well, he will be soon. He's very ill!
Danhawkins_medium  I'm getting better! I've got a 28 point lead in the 4th quarter!
Eric_medium  No, you're not! You'll be stone dead in a moment!
Kuhead_medium  I can't take him like that, it's against regulations!
Danhawkins_medium  I don't want to go in the cart!
Eric_medium  Oh, don't be such a baby. Look, can you do us a favor?
Kuhead_medium  I can't.
Eric_medium  Well could you hang around for a couple games? He won't be long.
Kuhead_medium  Nah, I've got to head to Minneapolis. They've had one stinking up the place for a few weeks now.
Eric_medium  Well, when is your next round?
Kuhead_medium  Thursday.
Danhawkins_medium  I think I'll go for a walk! Visit the Pac-10!
Eric_medium  You're not fooling anyone, you know! Listen, isn't there something you can do?
Danhawkins_medium  I FEEL HAPPY!
Kuhead_medium Oh, alright. *WHOP!*



...Ten Minutes and five KU touchdowns later...

Eric_medium  (Places body on the cart) Thank you very much.
Kuhead_medium  Not at all. See you Thursday.


*CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP*


Texasking_medium


Kuhead_medium  Who's that then?
Eric_medium  I dunno. Must be a King!
Kuhead_medium  How do you figure?
Eric_medium  He hasn't got shit all over him.

To be continued...

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