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An Ode for Hawkeye Fans

It's Friday, what the hell ---MK

Sung to the tune of Green Day's "Basket Case":

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About the reasons Iowa
lost the game
I am one of those
Inebriated fools
In denial to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I like to blame the refs
Sometimes Arnaud played tricks on me
The score kept adding up
Ferentz was cracking up
Cyclones were overjoyed.
We lost at home?

I went to Kinnick
To analyze the game
I think it's a lack of a secondary
That was bringing us down
I went to a bar
And cried “but Ricky is a star”
They said quit my whining cause
It's bringing them down

Coach Paul Rhodes gives me the creeps
Sometimes Stanzi’s ankle played tricks on me
The score kept adding up
Ferentz was cracking up
Cyclones were overjoyed
Oh, no, no, NO!


Drinking to forget
So I better hold on

Sometimes I like to blame the refs
Sometimes Arnaud played tricks on me
The score kept adding up
Ferentz was cracking up
Cyclones were overjoyed.
We lost at home?

 

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