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My name is Will McDonald. I don't know why I care about the Royals anymore. I'm also a grad student in English and I study 18th and 19th c. literature.

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Game 133 Open Thread - Rangers at Royals

Lets see that random picture of Rondell White again, eh.

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No More Gathright Please

I'm about to board a ferry back to the Irish mainland...

 

Joey Gathright is hitting .245/.300/.261. He has three extra-base hits this season. Three. In over 1200 Big League PAs Gator has only managed 37 extra-base hits.

He's a center-fielder, not a short-stop in the 1890s.

No more Gathright please.

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Game 132 Open Thread - Rangers at Royals

Picking up where we left off with Sister Carrie. Carrie has just met a man on the train to Chicago:

 

Here was a type of the travelling canvasser for a manufacturing house--a class which at that time was first being dubbed by the slang of the day "drummers." He came within the meaning of still newer term, which had sprung into general use among Americans in 1880, and which concisely expressed the thought of one whose dress or manners are calculated to elicit the admiration of susceptible young women--a "masher." His suit was of a striped and crossed pattern of brown wool, new at that time, but since become familiar as a business suit. The low crotch of the vest revealed a stiff shirt bosom of white and pink stripes. From his coat sleeves protruded a pair of linen cuffs of the same pattern, fastened with large, gold plate buttons, set with the common yellow agates known as "cat's-eyes." His fingers bore several rings--one, the ever-enduring heavy seal--and from his vest dangled a neat gold watch chain, from which was suspended the secret insignia of the Order of Elks. The whole suit was rather tight-fitting, and was finished off with heavy-soled tan shoes, highly polished, and the grey fedora hat. He was, for the order of intellect represented, attractive, and whatever he had to recommend him, you may be sure was not lost upon Carrie, in this, her first glance.

Lest this order of individual should permanently pass, let me put down some of the most striking characteristics of his most successful manner and method. Good clothes, of course, were the first essential, the things without which he was nothing. strong physical nature, actuated by a keen desire for the feminine, was the next. A mind free of any consideration of the problems or forces of the world and actuated not by greed, but an insatiable love of variable pleasure. His method was always simple. Its principal element was daring, backed, of course, by an intense desire and admiration for the sex. Let him meet with a young woman once and he would approach her with an air of kindly familiarity, not unmixed with pleading, which would result in most cases in a tolerant acceptance. If she showed any tendency to coquetry he would be apt to straighten her tie, or if she "took up" with him at all, to call her by her first name. If he visited a department store it was to lounge familiarly over the counter and ask some leading questions. In more exclusive circles, on the train or in waiting stations, he went slower. If some seemingly vulnerable object appeared he was all attention-- to pass the compliments of the day, to lead the way to the parlor car, carrying her grip, or, failing that, to take a seat next her with the hope of being able to court her to her destination. Pillows, books, a footstool, the shade lowered all these figured in the things which he could do. If, when she reached her destination he did not alight and attend her baggage for her, it was because, in his own estimation, he had signally failed.

Sorta reminds me of Gil Meche, I can't say why.

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The Carnage Continues

The last two weeks have been bad for the Royals. Losses, injuries, everything.

Thoughts?

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Game 131 Open Thread - Rangers at Royals

The Rangers invade Arlington, looking to build on a 4-2 record against our Royals this season.

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Game 130 Open Thread - Tigers at Royals

Who is the greatest Jayhawk in Major League history?

Looking at the list on Baseball Reference, you'd probably have to go with Bob Allison a Raytown native who played from 1958-1970 and hit 256 career home runs.

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My Marriage Has Cursed the Royals

Yo... just checking in from the Aran Islands on the RR honeymoon. Yesterday in a supermarket in suburban Dublin I pulled up "Remembering Rondell White" at the end of my email checking and hotel searching and just left it there for the remainder of my paid time.

The night before I got married the Royals beat the Yankees and stood at 55-67. They have not won since.

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Game 129 Open Thread - Tigers at Royals

This is a sorta funny moment in Herodotus, during a section when he's discussing the shape and size of the world. Hyperboreans were a mythical race thought to inhabit the far north and to possess a number of wonderful qualities.

If however there are Hyperboreans, it follows that there are also Hypernotians; and I laugh when I see that...

I laugh too...

Happy Saturday everyone. I'm still in Ireland.

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Game 128 Open Thread - Tigers at Royals

And so, the long road trip is over, and our heroes have returned home.

The Royals are 6-3 against the Tigers in 2008.

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Game 127 Open Thread - Royals at Indians

We now return to the first chapter of Sister Carrie, when I last posted this in an overflow thread, we were just wrapping up the third paragraph.

Caroline, or Sister Carrie, as she had been half affectionately termed by the family, was possessed of a mind rudimentary in its power of observation and analysis. Self-interest with her was high, but not strong. It was, nevertheless, her guiding characteristic. Warm with the fancies of youth, pretty with the insipid prettiness of the formative period, possessed of a figure promising eventual shapeliness and an eye alight with certain native intelligence, she was a fair example of the middle American class--two generations removed from the emigrant. Books were beyond her interest--knowledge a sealed book. In the intuitive graces she was still crude. She could scarcely toss her head gracefully. Her hands were almost ineffectual. The feet, though small, were set flatly. And yet she was interested in her charms, quick to understand the keener pleasures of life, ambitious to gain in material things. A half-equipped little knight she was, venturing to reconnoitre the mysterious city and dreaming wild dreams of some vague, far-off supremacy, which should make it prey and subject--the proper penitent, grovelling at a woman's slipper.

"That," said a voice in her ear, "is one of the prettiest little resorts in Wisconsin."

"Is it?" she answered nervously.

The train was just pulling out of Waukesha. For some time she had been conscious of a man behind. She felt him observing her mass of hair. He had been fidgetting, and with natural intuition she felt a certain interest growing in that quarter. Her maidenly reserve, and a certain sense of what was conventional under the circumstances, called her to forestall and deny this familiarity, but the daring and magnetism of the individual, born of past experiences and triumphs, prevailed. She answered.

He leaned forward to put his elbows upon the back of her seat and proceeded to make himself volubly agreeable.

"Yes, that is a great resort for Chicago people. The hotels are swell. You are not familiar with this part of the country, are you?"

"Oh, yes, I am," answered Carrie. "That is, I live at Columbi City. I have never been through here, though."

"And so this is your first visit to Chicago," he observed.

All the time she was conscious of certain features out of the side of her eye. Flush, colourful cheeks, a light moustache, grey fedora hat. She now turned and looked upon him in full, the instincts of self-protection and coquetry mingling confusedly in her brain.

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